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Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:17:22 -0700 Forsooth, the Dizzle Cometh http://www.crankybear.net/forsooth-the-dizzle-cometh http://www.crankybear.net/forsooth-the-dizzle-cometh

via xkcd.com on 7/25/10

The same people who spend their weekends at the Blogger Reenactment Festivals will whine about the anachronisms in historical movies, but no one else will care.

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Tue, 29 Jun 2010 08:49:40 -0700 Sensible liberalism in the age of Obama - This Modern World http://www.crankybear.net/sensible-liberalism-in-the-age-of-obama-this http://www.crankybear.net/sensible-liberalism-in-the-age-of-obama-this

That about covers it.

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Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:38:22 -0700 This is what brisket is supposed to look like. http://www.crankybear.net/this-is-what-brisket-is-supposed-to-look-like http://www.crankybear.net/this-is-what-brisket-is-supposed-to-look-like

You taking notes, Cincinnati? If it falls apart when you slice it, you did it wrong. It's not pork. Don't treat it that way

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Mon, 21 Jun 2010 10:31:00 -0700 The monorail at Jungle Jim's actually moving http://www.crankybear.net/themonorailatjunglejimsactuallymoving http://www.crankybear.net/themonorailatjunglejimsactuallymoving

Download now or watch on posterous
video.3gp (11274 KB)

via twidroid

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Sun, 06 Jun 2010 07:09:24 -0700 Steal a story, stick it behing a paywall. Makes sense to me. http://www.crankybear.net/steal-a-story-stick-it-behing-a-paywall-makes http://www.crankybear.net/steal-a-story-stick-it-behing-a-paywall-makes

On Friday, I broke a tasty story about a woman suing Google, claiming bad directions caused her to get hit by a vehicle. Today, I discover our story is everywhere, often with no attribution. Come along and watch how the mainstream media, which often claims bloggers rip it off, does a little stealing of its own.

Woman Follows Google Maps “Walking” Directions, Gets Hit, Sues was the story I posted on Friday afternoon, Pacific Time. I was tipped to the lawsuit by Gary Price of ResourceShelf. Gary hadn’t written about it himself but thought Search Engine Land would be interested in it. He came across it through the regular monitoring of search-related news that he does across a variety of resources (Gary watches many, many things — he’s a research guru extraordinaire). Gary downloaded a copy of the suit via the PACER Service and sent it to me.

No one had written about the case before I put my article up. I know. I checked before publishing. There was nothing out there. So what happened next?

Reading the whole thing is worth it if you want to see the the sausage-making that passes for journalism nowadays.

This is one of the many, many things that drives me nuts about the whole newspaper "paywall" debate. Everyone knows that newsrooms are getting gutted, so where the hell do the stories come from? It's not like there are armies of reporters pounding the street anymore. Those reporters who are lucky enough to have jobs, bless 'em, probably spend a goodly amount of their time researching stories on the net, most likely using Google. And then they write stories that their bosses want to stick behind a paywall.

Any reporting that's the result of anything other than an eyewitness account by the reported is derivative of other people's labor. It should always be credited. I think the author of this piece goes a bit far when he criticizes the Utah paper for not crediting him for being the source of the tip that led to their own original research, but that's a quibble (are we sure he really was?).

What drives me nuts is this attitude among newspaper execs that the derivative works they're publishing are somehow more magically delicious than anyone else's.

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Sat, 05 Jun 2010 05:56:00 -0700 What my most recent employers never understood http://www.crankybear.net/what-my-most-recent-employers-never-understoo http://www.crankybear.net/what-my-most-recent-employers-never-understoo

Don't know if they ever will. 

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Fri, 04 Jun 2010 05:07:07 -0700 Hey! Someone else is as sick of vampires as I am! http://www.crankybear.net/hey-someone-else-is-as-sick-of-vampires-as-i http://www.crankybear.net/hey-someone-else-is-as-sick-of-vampires-as-i

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Sun, 23 May 2010 17:19:08 -0700 I never get tired of this http://www.crankybear.net/i-never-get-tired-of-this http://www.crankybear.net/i-never-get-tired-of-this

Does this make me a bad person?

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Sun, 23 May 2010 09:10:00 -0700 How my life as a freelancer works http://www.crankybear.net/how-my-life-as-a-freelancer-works http://www.crankybear.net/how-my-life-as-a-freelancer-works

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Sun, 23 May 2010 08:56:00 -0700 Getting government off your back and oil on your beaches http://www.crankybear.net/getting-government-off-your-back-and-oil-on-y http://www.crankybear.net/getting-government-off-your-back-and-oil-on-y http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/05/oil_disaster_brough...

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Wed, 05 May 2010 06:41:00 -0700 What I'm doing now http://www.crankybear.net/what-im-doing-now-2 http://www.crankybear.net/what-im-doing-now-2

I quit my job last Friday.

It wasn't exactly a snap decision. It had been coming on for quite a while. It was kind of like what you go through when someone you love dies after a long illness. It's not like you didn't see it coming, but there's still a certain enormity -- or the enormity of certainty -- once it finally happens.

Two things happened once I put it out there on Twitter and Facebook what I'd done. One was happily surprising, the other was inevitable and understandable, but a little more terrifying. The happy surprise was the amount of amazing support I got. People were actually congratulating me! For quitting my job! I was getting "Good luck! Yay!" when I expected to get "Good luck! Sucker!" The other thing was the question. Or, as I think of it, The Question™: What are you going to do now?

What are you going to do now?

What.
Are.
You.
Going.
To.
Do.
Now.
?

Ummmm ... uuuuuuh ... Panic is a good start ... Die alone in the dark? I can do that ... Can I get back to you?

The quickie answer I actually gave was “Freelance.” Freelancing in what was left more or less unspecified. Except I think I said somewhere that I was going to do things I like to do and not do things I don't like to do.

And those are?

(Can I get back to you on that?)

I've been thinking about that. A lot. Pretty much constantly. It turns out there are basically three things I like to do:

  • Create things
  • Explain things
  • Make people laugh

It’s not a long list. It’s not a particularly unique list, but hey, the way I see it it’d be a pretty poor world if only one person liked doing these things.These are pretty broad areas, so it’s probably a good idea to say a little bit about what I mean by them.

I thought about making the first one “create content,” but that’s not quite it. “Create things” does it better, but it covers things I don’t mean like “create a chair” or “create a rug.” Those are good and worthy things to create, but I don’t know how. I know how to make beer, but I haven’t done it enough times to know when things are going well and when they’re not, so that’s a little shaky. So here are the ways I like to create things:

  • Writing. If you’ve been able to follow along to this point, I rest my case. Or apologize. Whatever.
  • Online. I guess I could have mailed you a letter, but this seemed like a more efficient way to handle things. This is my medium.
  • Video. My first love. I especially like putting video online. Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?
  • Code. The folks at WordPress have it right as far as I’m concerned; Code is poetry. I’ve grown rusty in the last three-and-a-half years, but I’ve never left it completely. I’m looking forward to diving back in.

I like explaining things because you have to understand something before you can explain it. Then you have to understand who you’re trying to explain it to so you can find that pathway between what the person already knows and the thing you’re trying to explain. I think that’s fun. Or maybe, as Neal Stephenson more-or-less wrote in Snow Crash (paraphrasing here), the brainstem is the biggest hack of all.

I like to make people laugh. Or smile. I can do sad and thoughtful and pretty much any other emotional response you want, but I like the happy stuff better. I always have. I’ve always thought -- along with everyone else who’s ever thought about it more than a couple of minutes -- that if you understood something well enough to laugh at it, you pretty much had it figured out. And it’s hard to be scared of something new if you’re laughing while you’re being introduced. Lord knows enough people have laughed at me when we’re being introduced ...

This has gone on long enough, so this is it in a nutshell: I’m going to start creating things that explain things and make people laugh. I’ll write, I’ll shoot and edit video, I’ll code an app and I’ll put it out there for you to see. And if you or someone you know wants to pay me to do these things, we can talk.

So that's the deal.

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Wed, 05 May 2010 03:23:56 -0700 Cat Humor http://www.crankybear.net/cat-humor http://www.crankybear.net/cat-humor

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Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:57:21 -0700 It's a poor son who doesn't remember his mother on his birthday http://www.crankybear.net/its-a-poor-son-who-doesnt-remember-his-mother http://www.crankybear.net/its-a-poor-son-who-doesnt-remember-his-mother

I miss you mom. I probably always will.

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Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:31:26 -0700 Transient beauty http://www.crankybear.net/transient-beauty http://www.crankybear.net/transient-beauty

The only time of year our Choke Cherry tree looks good. After the fruit sets on in a few weeks the leaves will get brown and shrivel and it'll look damned near dead. The birds have to be pretty hungry to eat the fruit but they will eventually and the tree will be bare long before winter.

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Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:12:00 -0700 Beauty in a flawed and evil world http://www.crankybear.net/beauty-in-a-flawed-and-evil-world http://www.crankybear.net/beauty-in-a-flawed-and-evil-world

This is from the Guardian: http://gu.com/p/2g43c/iw

 

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Mon, 29 Mar 2010 09:43:51 -0700 Who knew salvation was a function of fast-twitch reactions? http://www.crankybear.net/who-knew-salvation-was-a-function-of-fast-twi http://www.crankybear.net/who-knew-salvation-was-a-function-of-fast-twi

Run Jesus Run: aka the 10 second gospel
Made in 4 days for the Experimental Gameplay Project - theme "10 seconds"

Instructions: click on the Flash object to start.
You have 10 seconds to redeem the humanity.
Arrow keys: Run. Space: Do Jesus Things.

PC executable | Mac executable

The game is licensed on a Creative Commons License
Molleindustria March 2010

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Is this in questionable taste during Holy Week? Have I done worse? Yes.

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Mon, 29 Mar 2010 08:07:44 -0700 Who could have possibly seen THIS coming? http://www.crankybear.net/who-could-have-possibly-seen-this-coming http://www.crankybear.net/who-could-have-possibly-seen-this-coming
Insurers agree that if they provide insurance for a child, they must cover pre-existing conditions. But, they say, the law does not require them to write insurance for the child and it does not guarantee the “availability of coverage” for all until 2014.

There's also no language that says the insurance companies have to actually pay, they just that they sell you coverage (after 2014, of course). Anybody believe they're going to actually change their behavior?

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Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:04:00 -0700 Teach your children well http://www.crankybear.net/teach-your-children-well http://www.crankybear.net/teach-your-children-well

The money quote:

JACKSON: Well, I guess they're afraid of the power of our passion and our numbers and, you know, you might not say Communist, but I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist, but it's the same goal as government control of everything and it's very obvious that Obama is trying to do that. And I don't want to brag, but I sort of called it before he was elected and when I was on O'Reilly and I said he was a Communist and I got a lot of hate mail, but I got some that said I was a prescient which means "a prophet."

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Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:01:51 -0700 This morning's reason to want to stay in bed http://www.crankybear.net/this-mornings-reason-to-want-to-stay-in-bed http://www.crankybear.net/this-mornings-reason-to-want-to-stay-in-bed

A new book, Wingnuts: How the Lunatic Fringe Is Hijacking America by John Avlon describes the large numbers of Americans who hold extreme views of President Obama. This Harris Poll seeks to measure how many people are involved. It finds that 40% of adults believe he is a socialist. More than 30% think he wants to take away Americans' right to own guns and that he is a Muslim. More than 25% believe he wants to turn over the sovereignty of the United States to a world government, has done many things that are unconstitutional, that he resents America's heritage, and that he does what Wall Street tells him to do.

More than 20% believe he was not born in the United States, that he is "the domestic enemy the U.S. Constitution speaks of," that he is racist and anti-American, and that he "wants to use an economic collapse or terrorist attack as an excuse to take dictatorial powers." Fully 20% think he is "doing many of the things that Hitler did," while 14% believe "he may be the anti-Christ" and 13% think "he wants the terrorists to win."

These are some of the results of The Harris Poll of 2,320 adults surveyed online between March 1 and 8, 2010 by Harris Interactive.

The actual percentages of adults who believe these things are true are as follows:

  • He is a socialist (40%)
  • He wants to take away Americans' right to own guns (38%)
  • He is a Muslim (32%)
  • He wants to turn over the sovereignty of the United States to a one world government (29%)
  • He has done many things that are unconstitutional (29%)
  • He resents America's heritage (27%)
  • He does what Wall Street and the bankers tell him to do (27%)
  • He was not born in the United States and so is not eligible to be president (25%)
  • He is a domestic enemy that the U.S. Constitutions speaks of (25%)
  • He is a racist (23%)
  • He is anti-American (23%)
  • He wants to use an economic collapse or terrorist attack as an excuse to take dictatorial powers (23%)
  • He is doing many of the things that Hitler did (20%)
  • He may be the Anti-Christ (14%)
  • He wants the terrorists to win (13%)

It gets even crazier when you look at the folks who self-identify as Republicans. 67% say he's a socialist. 61% say he wants to take away the right to own a gun. Fifty-seven percent say he's a Muslim. And fully 1/4 of Americans think he was born outside the US and isn't eligible to be President.

The numbers get truly terrifying when you start looking a educational differences, not just in how high they are when correlated with low education, but how high they are when correlated with greater educational level.

We are well and truly fucked.

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